last night my roommate gets dumped by his girlfriend. he wakes me up at like 3AM to talk about it (i barely know him, and what i do know of him sucks..) so he is sitting here blathering on about how he has morals and shit and all i can say to him is "she sounds like a fuckin' bitch" and things of the like. i bet he is crying right now, the fuckin' loser.

i skipped two of my classes today because my stomach hurt so bad i couldn't even breathe. must have been the 4,000,000 cups of coffee i had last night.

i thought there was a point to this, but i guess not.

everyone can bite my ass a hundred times. don't forget the "chocolate sauce."