it's exam week and i actually went to my classes today. i got a 96 on my government paper and took a pretty easy chemistry exam. things are looking pretty damn good. for now.

today i wrote some letters to the hospital telling them why my mom refuses to pay them (they rendered my father handicapped...) and when my mom read them she freaked out and was telling me how good they were and how smart i am and whatnot. to counteract the compliments, i will now wrecklessly sling insults at myself.

dear travis,

you are so stupid. you smell and i think that you are pretty ugly, too. and forget about getting laid anytime soon. and i hate the way you dress. you aren't cool at all.

love,

travis.