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| that's what i call 'tilts' 2003-06-11 1:15am the other day when i was at the grocery store, there was a young woman staring at the numerous varieties of cereal (meijer has a lot of cereal brands, y'heard?) for a good amount of time. i immediately reached for a box of cinnamon life, and at the same instant she reached for the same box. i punched her, then dumped the cereal on her bloodied face. actually, i just tried to look as cool as possible (which isn't very cool.) earlier i burned the hell out of my lip. you don't need to know how, though i bet it's driving you insane. it's driving me insane, at least. that reminds me of a time where i sang a song called 'herpes ala mode' about a guy named joe who had herpes. not that i have herpes, but there is a blister on my lip now. oh, nevermind. who reads this crap, anyways? |
