tomorrow at the 'drink before class' party i am going to have some everclear and squirt out of a teenage mutant teenage turtles sippy bottle.

i kick the crap out of that school. i kick it.

this weekend was spent drinking warm beer and various found liquors (especially that bacardi that steve stole from rachael and caused a scene.)

last night we saw john williams and he let me drink most of his southern comfort on the way to jimmy johns, so by the time i got there i was full and sick feeling.

today i wrote a paper for my myth class that is probably the worst thing i have ever written.

rock and roll.